Let's mix a funny story.
Take a school wide Science Fair.
Add the fact that my student who was going to present for our class is absent.
Sprinkle in some low 50's degree weather outside.
The recipe for a funny event.
9:34 am I have to QUICKLY prep new students to present on our science fair project because the student I wanted to present is absent. Sure, no sweat.
I have to still teach the rest of my class, but hey. I just didn't know I had 2 minutes to get my presentation ready. Ummm, boy it's hot in here.
9:37 I'm rushing to get these kids ready. I notice that they could use a little lotion on their hands and faces. It's cold and cold weather plays ashy games with little brown kids. So, being always ready I reach in the closet to give them some lotion, or what I thought was lotion. I give each kid a little dollop on their hands and I run back to my group.
9:37:43 I notice that the presenting kids are having a bear of a time rubbing this "lotion" in and it's starting to foam. One joker is rubbing it in on his face. I mean their going to town!
9:38 The lady comes to my door asking for my students to come to the media center for the presentation. I run back to my closet to see what I gave them. BABY WASH! Why do I have a small bottle of baby wash in my closet! For the love of Pete!
Thankfully, I play it off and give the kids a wet wipe to "spruce themselves up for their Blue Ribbon".
9:41 I quietly laugh at myself, because this could only happen to me.
At that point I should have grabbed my bag and taken a mental health day. It only got more and more crazy after this. Praise God!
About to get my Crossfit WOD and I'll catch you soon.
