"Mr. Whitaker, how do you spell 'custapies'?"
"Ummm...baby, I don't know. Say that again."
"custapies"
"Would you possibily mean 'custard pies'?"
"No, custapies."
"Ok, will you use it in a sentence"
"We had my grandma's custapies for Thanksgiving."
"Dear, you mean CUSTARD PIE."
"No, custapies."
I got a neck sprain shaking my head
